Gruesome Galaxy

Ted: The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Brian: It's the Big C.
Ted: Cocaine?
Brian: Bigger.
Ted: Crystal?
Brian: Bigger yet.
Ted: Caffeine?

While doing some online NYC apartment hunting today, I came across a 2-bedroom relatively close to school for $1,875 a month.

The sad thing isn’t the fact that the amount is almost 3.5 times as much as the current apartment I’m at in Ypsilanti.

The sad thing is that amount is considered dirt cheap by NYC standards.

I’m thinking about calling the broker and asking about the apartment even though I don’t have a roommate yet.

One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.

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—	Jack Kerouac, Dharma Burns (via girlwithoutwings) (Source: quote-book)

(Source: nevver)

There are more gay people out there than we know because society made them go into the closet and forced them to be something they’re not.

“

—	my mom on why no one should be surprised when a celebrity comes out

The first place I’m going when I get to NYC = The Way Station for everything on the list

This performance = my summer

Damn, Cheech, your life makes me wanna start drinking just to cope.

“

—	Llama, my non-drinking bff

All I need right now is…

a job
a place to stay in MI for the entire summer
a place to stay in NYC

So, Universe, make that happen and I’ll love you long time.

Helping my best friend title a 5th grade science fair project

Best friend: Ok I need your help. Vonte* is doing a science project and he had to find out which cereal had the most fiber. What's a good title for it?
 *Vonte is her boyfriend's younger brother who is in 5th grade
Me: You'll Being Shitting Bricks Which Cereal Has The Most Fiber
Me: It's Smooth Ride From Here Which Cereal Has The Most Fiber